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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

14.06.2025 12:52

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

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{RING} {RING}

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What is quantum entanglement?

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

After a few moments he returns.

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

HELLO

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.